how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
u-ok:
LIL NIGGA LIZARD GIVEAWAY
i will be givin this lil nigga lizard i found on my shelf away to anybody who reblogs dis post ok ((he seems lonely and i cant give dis lil nigga da compassion he needs))
u will love ur lil nigga lizard, he can:
- swim wit u
- eat wit u
- do wahtever u want
- if ur a freak hell tag along
- piss on ur ex girlfriend ((mayb))
aight so if u want me 2 mail u dis lil nigga lizard thing reblog dis post!!!
winner iz chosen june 2nd 2012 so reblog if u want dis lil nigga lizard of ur very own aiight peace bxtches
SCREAM
my dog got a weird cowlick on the back of his neck the other day
and suddenly i realized his true identity.
…. ok Tanner isn’t that great a Thor, he is a giant wuss, and Toby’s Evil Schemes would basically be unleashing an alien army because I didn’t let him dig a hole in the yard when he wanted, but there is at least a mild resemblance.
i mean i am pretty sure this stuff totally happened in the avengers
“BROTHERRRRR!!!”
“LOKI STOP BEING A LITTLE FUCK”
Terminal this is the one I was talking about just the pic is perfect!
